Publié dans Joke, tagged Dieu, God, Miracle, Pray, Prière, Taxi, Tequila à avril 17, 2012 | Poster un commentaire »
Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat.
He had an important meeting and could not find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven , he said: "Lord , if you find me a parking place, I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Pedro looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one".
Publié dans Joke, tagged Desert, earth, Eat, Fear, God, Help, joke, knees, Lion, love, Monk, Pray à février 21, 2012 | Poster un commentaire »
A Monk went to pray in the desert.
As he walked, he was surprised by lion staring at him.
The Monk and The Lion
Frightened, the Monk bowed on his knees and started to pray, asking God to save him from the lion.
Suddenly the Lion Came and knelt beside him and started praying.
very surpised, The Monk said to him:
Wait a minute! I am praying the Lord so you do not eat me, Why on earth would you pray?
The Lion said:
I love to pray before eating!
Look for what you can do, and not for what you have to do! Believe me you'll be surprised !
