A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females" he replied.
Intrigued, she asked: "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
Publié dans Joke, tagged Desert, earth, Eat, Fear, God, Help, joke, knees, Lion, love, Monk, Pray à février 21, 2012 | Poster un commentaire »
A Monk went to pray in the desert.
As he walked, he was surprised by lion staring at him.
The Monk and The Lion
Frightened, the Monk bowed on his knees and started to pray, asking God to save him from the lion.
Suddenly the Lion Came and knelt beside him and started praying.
very surpised, The Monk said to him:
Wait a minute! I am praying the Lord so you do not eat me, Why on earth would you pray?
The Lion said:
I love to pray before eating!
Publié dans Joke, tagged bible, door, genesis, humour, joke, knock, parish, pastor, revelation à juin 29, 2011 | Poster un commentaire »
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote ‘Revelation 3:20‘ on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.
Added to it was this cryptic message, ‘Genesis 3:10‘.
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins:
Behold, I stand at the door and knock.
Genesis 3:10 reads,
I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.
Look for what you can do, and not for what you have to do! Believe me you'll be surprised !
